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Before there was Paris, Lindsay or Britney, there
was Madame! The worlds most infamous diva is back in all
her glory with a new man on her arm, handler, and the same
biting wit that has made her a cultural icon. Today to become
a celebrity you need a million dollar stylist and a pricey publicist.
In my day, all you needed was a cheap pair of knees pads and a
wet tissue.
Having never shied away from telling it like it
is, Madames new show, Its Madame with an E! promises
something new, something borrowed, and something oh-so-very
blue. So leave the little ones at home or I guess you could crack
the window and leave them in the car.
Following the passing of her dear friend and handler,
Wayland Flowers, Madame went into a self imposed exile. It
was hard losing Wayland. He knew just what strings to pull with
me and always gave me first choice on the gowns! Now back
with a vengeance and ready for her close-up, she is once again
ready for the spotlight. "I've got too much personality to
be stuck in a box," says Madame. "Open that box and
get me the --- out."
Most recently Madame appeared on VH1s I Love
the 70s. In tune with todays pop culture, Madame
has her own MySpace page where she notes her general interests
men, drinking, entertaining, entertaining men who have been
drinking.
Ive
been through tough times but Im a survivor. I always tell
people all it takes is your own valet, a wardrobe staff and a
masseuse. Theres nothing like healing with the help of a
new handler, a dry martini and a packed house. |